The Wool Food Mama: Hey, Slackie

Gusty Bleu's Backseat Blurt-outs...

This show is dumb. d-o-m. dumb.
I know how to get all of the boogers out of my nose.
My lizard is the best at staring contests.
Dane stop! You're ruining my imagination.
A tornado is worse than losing your favorite toy.
Why do they call them cowboys? They ride horses.
Wouldn't it be nice if laundry washed itself?
You can't build a tree, you have to grow one.
For Christmas I'd like some fish food. Then I can get some fish. Oh, and I'd also like a box of crab rangoons. Real ones. To eat.
I just smelled my sockies and they smell like rotten eggs. blllaaaaahhhhh
I forgot, what are husbands called in a wedding? Oh yeah, a broom.
Why didn't you name me Blossom? I like that name better.
Can necks grow?
If you smell something, then smell it too much, you can't smell it anymore.
Am I dreaming?
Penguins, they come from the Cold Pole.
It's not broken, it just fell apart.
You can take a picture later, because the moon will follow you home.
I have to sit with you all day now because I can't when I go to school next year.
lots of people love cats and dogs.
I can speak chicken Spanish.
I did in on the day that passed, you know....tomorrow.
I'm soaking hungry
Icees have drink stuff in the bottom of them
Ugh means icky. And Icky means ugh.
I'm not drooling, my lips are.
Trees can't walk
I can't find my tired.
Crickets can't fart but horses can because they have butts.
Pink is NOT purple.
Snakes can't eat people.
Airplanes fly away
Ants have yellow blood
tigers can't go in a swimming pool
Fish can't eat cookies
Grapes have juice in them
Dogs can't go into the post office
Cows can't smile.
Dinosaurs don't have boobies.
Monkeys live outside.

January 07, 2012

Hey, Slackie

Do you slackline? Neither do we, but we sure tried!!!

Dane, you're up...

Ok, we really thought putting the 11 year old accomplished pogo-sticking champ would instill a little (false) confidence.

Wait, wait, let me rake up all the walnuts. Obviously we'll be falling a lot, so lets just break legs and not, you know, roll an ankle.

Ok, next? Dane again, with determination.

...or not?

I got it! I got...no, I don't...

Maddie?

Ok, this is a really sweet picture of Gusty trying to help, but it's actually one frame before disaster struck. You see, when you're slowly losing your balance, your hands will grab on to anything and your fingers will twist, contort and squeeze in an effort to compensate for unsteady legs and feet.

Notice Madison's hand on Gusty's head?

Gusty exits here and no amount of tear wiping, apologizing or coaxing will make her return until she's good and ready. She hangs on the edge, making 8 year old fun in other ways. :)

Ok, Dad's turn..

nope.

Wait, let me try that again...

Nope...

Definitely has the dismount down.

*gulp* My turn.

Omg, what a horrid sweatshirt. I'm not knocked up. lol.

Hey, there's our girl. Hearts.

Fodder....

Seriously. Big laughs, big fun. I fully expect the kids (especially Dane) will have mastery before spring.

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